Music to Dance on the Graves to…

Hallow’s Eve is upon us, folks, which means that many of you will be “abroad on your baneful midnight errands”, as Scottish poet Robert Burns so eloquently puts it. Whether your night includes patronizing your local dry ice-shrouded haunted house or avoiding eye contact with large bags of Butterfinger minis at the store, it simply won’t be complete without a sufficient soundtrack of terror-inducing sounds.  Purvey this playlist from your porch speakers to ensure that no poorly dressed miscreants come near your doorstep and demand free sweets on the merits of a poorly assembled costume.

This playlist comes in size XL only, because we love this damn holiday. And you.

1. Let’s start with my favorite super-group of all time, The Flesh Eaters. From their album A Minute to Pray, A Second to Die, which just recently saw a re-release, here’s Digging My Grave – caitiebee

2.   Danny Weed’s “Creeper” is a trudging behemoth of an instrumental, notorious for two things: destroying dance floors, and being extremely difficult to come by on vinyl. Listen why. –rye

3.  We all have our Halloween rituals, such as staying inside like a hermit and sipping atrocious pumpkin-infused beer and tolerating the presence of the questionable poltergeist that comes around this time of year. Creep on creepin’ on with Timber Timbre’s murky “Bad Ritual“. –rye

4.  I don’t think that there can be a Halloween playlist without Oingo Boingo – how about some Violent Love. -caiteebee

5.   Nothing gets me in the mood for Halloween more than the Fantomas’ “The Director’s Cut”, an album composed of wonderful avant-garde metal covers of various horror/thriller movie themes, including Twin Peaks and Charade. The culprits of this demented offering include members from Slayer, The Melvins and Mr. Bungle. Here’s their take on “Spider Baby” –rye

6. This one speaks for itself – Halloween by Siouxsie and the Banshees -caitiebee

7. How about the man that actually sold his soul to the devil, or so they say, Robert Johnson. Legend has it that deep in the Mississippi Delta, bluesmen could wait at an abandoned crossroad for the devil to come and tune their guitar – while simultaneously exchanging your soul for incredible talent, success, and easy women. From the sounds of it, Johnson may well have made that trade, listen to Me and the Devil Blues. -caitiebee

8. A musical tradition that I find to be beyond fascinating is the murder ballad in country and folk music. Most are creepy especially because of their upbeat and happy nature (see Lyle Lovett’s “LA County”). I thought I’d pick just a full-on creepy one – Tom Waits doing his own rendition of the traditional murder tune “The Twa Sisters” about a girl drowning her own sister in a river….Two Sisters -caitiebee

9. Merrill Garbus is making major waves nowadays, but she’ll always make me return to the chilling closer from her “Whokill” album, which plays like a sparse, demented lullaby that seems like it could’ve been on her Birdbrains record. Here’s Wooly Wolly Gong –rye

10.  And it’s not the 31st of October until you’ve fended off evil spirits with some Zamrock – Dark Sunrise by Rikki Ililonga and Musi-O-Tuya -caitiebee

11.  Hammer Horror“, one of the chilling highlights of Kate Bush’s “Lionheart”, exhibits her renown as a master storyteller. The song tells the tale of an actor who accepts a role in a production of “The Huncheback of Notre Dame” in place of a recently deceased friend. She grapples with the guilt of her decision and the apparition of the actor who haunts her on set. –rye

12.  In the spirit of menacing specters haunting theaters, how can we celebrate Halloween without enjoying a cut from the killer soundtrack of “Phantom Of The Paradise”, a rock opera cult film that weaves narrative elements of FaustPhantom of The Opera and The Picture of Dorian Gray? Some view the film as a metaphor for the vampiric nature of the music business, and I’m not one to argue. The track listing credits fictional band “The Undead” as this song’s artist, though most know that Paul Williams was the chief creative force behind the film’s music. Enjoy “Somebody Super Like You” –rye

13. If you haven’t had to already, have fun scraping the jack-o-lantern sludge off your front porch! Whistle while your work to World Inferno/Friendship Society’s Pumpkin Time -caitiebee

14.   As I continue to obsess over “Phantom Of The Paradise”, it makes me think of a recurring line from Scott Walker’s disturbing “See You Don’t Bump His Head“– a pummeling cut from his recent “Bish Bosch” record. “Like plucking feathers from a swan song.” –rye

And with that, we bid you adieu. Be safe, ya’ll!

Musik to Prost to…

Some of you may head to Munich this year for Oktoberfest. I’ll warn you ahead of time, you may watch an Australian guy puke in his stein (true story) or trip over a pile of passed out men in lederhosen in the street (also a true story). You have lots to prepare for. Can’t make it to Germany this year? You are in luck – there are tons of local spots to fill your belly with hefeweizen, heck, Santa Monica has a vegan version. In honor of the Vaterland, we’ve compiled a list of our favorite German/drinking songs. Prost away!

1) The #1 rule of Oktoberfest – invest in an outfit. Trust me, that thing will come in handy for years to come (or is that just me?…) Here’s my favorite song about a lederhosen clad man – Hans-A-Plast’s Lederhosentyp. -caitiebee

2) Korpiklaani – Let’s Drink  This folk metal group is not from the Vaterland, but deserves a spot on this playlist for its ability to inspire massive beer consumption on an Andre The Giant scale. Let’s raise our weapons. –rye

3) Attendance to Oktoberfest should inspire nothing more than “celestial joy,” so why not let mostly-German Horrid Red set the mood with some dark, woozy post punk?  Horrid Red – Celestial Joy  –rye

4) Need something easier to digest, while still getting a healthy dose of Deutsch? Did you know that big acts like The Beatles and Marvin Gaye, in an attempt to woo the Vaterland, learned and performed some of their biggest hits in German? Take Marvin Gaye’s Wie Schoen Das Ist for instance. -caitiebee

5) Perhaps your are planning to visit the Vegan-fest by the sea, how about some German reggae as a soundtrack? Seeed – Aufstehen. -caitiebee

6) We’ve all been there– you wake up wondering why your lower body reeks of Blaukraut and Kasespatzle whilst a crumpled, beer-soaked Drindl stares at you from the corner of your room.  In moments like these, you really just need a good soundtrack to reflect on life’s repeated mistakes. I’ve always found that the gorgeous grooves of Krautrock royalty Cluster can aid you in this journey. Here’s “Hollywood” –rye

7) Maybe you’ll spend so long dancing in a Berlin nightclub drinking vodka and Club Mate, that you won’t even make it to Munich at all. For all you masters of the morning – Modeselektor – Berlin. -caitiebee

8) Did you guys know Dee Dee Ramone, bassist of (you guessed it) The Ramones is half German?  Did you also know that he had a solo career under the moniker “Dee Dee King” under which he experimented with rapping? Well you do now!  An arguable pinnacle of this short-lived effort is a song called “German Kid”, in which Dee Dee makes the ill-advised decision to rap in both English and German. Oh, and backing vocals provided by Debbie Harry of Blondie. And no we’re not fucking with you.  Genießen Sie! Dee Dee King – German Kid –rye

9) At some point, you’ll be tired and probably wet and definitely cold, and you’ll probably hate Oktoberfest. Here’s an angry German song for you to decompress to, the title translates to “Germany must die” – enjoy! Slime – Deutschland Muss Sterben. -caitiebee

PS: If you ever find your way to Munich – get ready for a lot of DJ Otzi.